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2. China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are
still a thousand others exactly like you. (A. Whitney Brown)
3.A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells
him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are
ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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| 1. A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house." |
2. China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are
still a thousand others exactly like you. (A. Whitney Brown)
3.A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells
him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are
ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
4.A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's
crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't
you turn him in?" The guy says,"We would. But we need the
eggs."
5.A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names.
The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"
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