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Thursday 18 September 2014

Best English Jokes

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1. A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."




2. China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are 

still a thousand others exactly like you. (A. Whitney Brown)



3.A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells 

him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are 

ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."






4.A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's

 crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't

 you turn him in?" The guy says,"We would. But we need the 

eggs."



5.A little Native American boy asks his chief  how babies in their tribe get their names.
The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"

Tuesday 9 September 2014

JOKES AND GAGS BLAST: FUNNY VIDEOS

       



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An American businessman in Japan

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it with her all night. She kept screaming, “Fujifoo! Fugifoo!” The American thought she was screaming in pleasure.
The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he shouted “Fujifoo!” One of the Japanese men looked at him with a very confused look on his face and said, “No, you got the right hole.”



I’M Better Than You

Three American plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, “I’m the best plastic surgeon in American. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
One of the others said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s President of the United States




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Monday 1 September 2014

FUNNY PRANKS


Want to prank your friends?
Freeze Mentos in ice cubes.
Serve them time bomb sodas.















Top 3 Pranks of All Time




Zombie Attack Pranks Compilation




Selling Juice in the Gym




Top 5 Epic Pranks 2014





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People in the street get splashed with paints in public area....




Top Funny PRANK VIDEO Clips 2014

Monday 25 August 2014

CRAZY PRANKS

Van Dam's first appearance on the The Howard Stern Show was on December 8, 1999, where using his "Letterman voice", called in making jokes about Jay Leno, Letterman's rival late night talk show host



Best Of Just For Laughs Gags-Insane Pranks




EPIC,NEW,Funny Best Of Just For Laughs Compilation




EPIC,NEW,Funny Best Of Just For Laughs Compilation 2014 Part 176,ENJOY




Taking My Underwear Off Pranks(CRAZY)-Pranks




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Tuesday 5 August 2014

SHOCKING FUNNY AND BEST CANADIAN PRANKS, BEST & WEIRD PRANKS FROM AMERICA- CANADA

OMG  !!!! What a Funny and Shocking Pranks By Teen Boys And Teen Girls: Amazing American And Canadian Pranks World Wide:

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