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2. China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are
still a thousand others exactly like you. (A. Whitney Brown)
3.A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells
him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are
ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
6. One American guy traveled to China on a trip. He got on a bus, and sat right behind the driver. There was too much traffic. The man said : "Man why is there too much people !" ..The bus driver said :" You right , in chinnna , evere minute there is a child born." The man said: "See that's what makes americans better , because in america every 9 months there is a child born! "
7.Why do americans fail in the banana selling buisness? Because everytime they see a bent banana they would throw it away.
8.A normal american guy bought the fastest and newest car ever created. He entered the car and turned on the radio ; He heard : "This Is London!" The man said : DAMN this thing is FAST!
9.China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, "We'll go at night."
10.Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best
runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
11.Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
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2. China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are
still a thousand others exactly like you. (A. Whitney Brown)
3.A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells
him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are
ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
4.A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's
crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't
you turn him in?" The guy says,"We would. But we need the
eggs."
5.A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names.
The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"
6. One American guy traveled to China on a trip. He got on a bus, and sat right behind the driver. There was too much traffic. The man said : "Man why is there too much people !" ..The bus driver said :" You right , in chinnna , evere minute there is a child born." The man said: "See that's what makes americans better , because in america every 9 months there is a child born! "
7.Why do americans fail in the banana selling buisness? Because everytime they see a bent banana they would throw it away.
8.A normal american guy bought the fastest and newest car ever created. He entered the car and turned on the radio ; He heard : "This Is London!" The man said : DAMN this thing is FAST!
9.China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, "We'll go at night."
10.Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best
runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
11.Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.
12.Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
13.Q: How did I get to Iraq?
A: Iran.
A: Iran.
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